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Now, who wouldn't want that? Aside from everyone I know bar a few people, I think we can say that this is MUCH better than being a boring atheist or believing in those other, dumb religions. | Now, who wouldn't want that? Aside from everyone I know bar a few people, I think we can say that this is MUCH better than being a boring atheist or believing in those other, dumb religions. | ||
===What you can expect=== | |||
Paradise. | Paradise. | ||
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Hell. | Hell. | ||
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I think he would have been great! I mean it's not the first time he would have been on a ship - hell he was on the Titanic, or that yacht from Wolf od Wall Street (great film, go watch). He would have gotten that Oscar so much quicker! Swap Orlando Bloom for Leonado and you got yourself a 10/10 film experience - you'll just need to make sure he doesn't say any dumb one-liners, like that "I'm the king of the world" nonsense. But hey, we can keep dreaming. | I think he would have been great! I mean it's not the first time he would have been on a ship - hell he was on the Titanic, or that yacht from Wolf od Wall Street (great film, go watch). He would have gotten that Oscar so much quicker! Swap Orlando Bloom for Leonado and you got yourself a 10/10 film experience - you'll just need to make sure he doesn't say any dumb one-liners, like that "I'm the king of the world" nonsense. But hey, we can keep dreaming. | ||
==Further further Reading== | |||
Stuck around huh? Hmm... | Stuck around huh? Hmm... | ||