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''You're not going to leave, are you? You're just going to test my nerves. Alright, I see how it is. But know that I am not happy with you. I don't get paid enough for this s***...'' | ''You're not going to leave, are you? You're just going to test my nerves. Alright, I see how it is. But know that I am not happy with you. I don't get paid enough for this s***...'' | ||
==An Introduction to Shockerboyism== | |||
Shockerboyism is the cult-like religion founded by [[Peppykiss395]] in honor of the one, true great leader; [[Shockerboy686]]! | Shockerboyism is the cult-like religion founded by [[Peppykiss395]] in honor of the one, true great leader; [[Shockerboy686]]! | ||
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''Ok I can't... I can't, no more *wheeze*, I can't keep this up haha. I'm not continuing until I'm paid, until then... *wheeze* you can er.. enjoy the "shockerboying"... *bursts out into laughter*.'' | ''Ok I can't... I can't, no more *wheeze*, I can't keep this up haha. I'm not continuing until I'm paid, until then... *wheeze* you can er.. enjoy the "shockerboying"... *bursts out into laughter*.'' | ||
==The 6 Commandments== | |||
''Ok $20..$40..$80.. tha- oh, um. Well here's the rest of the wiki page, enjoy.'' | ''Ok $20..$40..$80.. tha- oh, um. Well here's the rest of the wiki page, enjoy.'' | ||
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These commandments should be followed at all times if you wish to go to Shockerboy Heaven, but more on that later. | These commandments should be followed at all times if you wish to go to Shockerboy Heaven, but more on that later. | ||
==Views on Afterlife== | |||
Ok 'atheists', what happens when you die? Nothing? BORING! | Ok 'atheists', what happens when you die? Nothing? BORING! | ||
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Hell. | Hell. | ||
==Further Reading== | |||
What did you expect to find in this section anyhow? You really thought there was more to read about this dumb religion thing? HA! No no no, you see the money they paid me only covers the basic wiki page. But seeing as you're down here already, I may as well treat you to some 'further reading' aye? | What did you expect to find in this section anyhow? You really thought there was more to read about this dumb religion thing? HA! No no no, you see the money they paid me only covers the basic wiki page. But seeing as you're down here already, I may as well treat you to some 'further reading' aye? | ||