4th Battle of Port Potato

From PirateCraft

WIP -DeDerpyDerp
7-26-2021; 12:40am EST. VISN (Port Potato/DeDerpyDerp_) v Olpx (VOID)
As I, (DeDerpyDerp_) was minding my own buisness, a full god armor'd Olpx showed up to my port. I then immediently, bravely, logged off and watched the live map. As this went on, I was in a call with PIPPIP5789, so I told him and our discord of the... situation.



Later, I logged back on and fleed to /warp meet. Safe place I assumed. I then msg'd olpx.


Eventually I went back to my port (Shameless plug off Port Potato), and then gave Olpx a tour, as he claimed to be peacefully visiting. Soon, I showed him the bunker I would live in, but I don't really live in anymore. He then found the area I sell potatoes at, found out that you can't lock hoppers from being stolen from, and took 7+ stacks of raw potatoes from my stockpile, (probably more), and sold them back to me at .11 a stack. (Low price, it's my farmers restock sell area). Later, he then sieged me then attacked and killed me in 2 hits with what I could guess, and event sword.



I then respawned on the VISN Potato, which is at Visitopia (not near Port Potato). I then went to discord to tell my farmer to stay offline, and most of our allies showed up to figure out what happened.



Soon, on the live map, I saw Darkmatter51 (ESE), "The guy who bought potatoes during a raid". He sold Olpx, without knowing what was going on, some chorus fruit to help him break in. (No hard feelings btw). He then bought 18 stacks of potatoes from me. By now Olpx claimed to leave. (1:07 am writing this, he logged, still haven't returned) He then gifted me a small amount, to make sure I wasn't angry. (I already said I wouldn't sue him over allied chat tho, so still: No hard feelings)