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{{!}} colspan="2" style="text-align:center; border:1px #DCDCDC; background-color:#DCDCDC; font-size:12pt" |{{{Crew|'''DNE'''}}} | |||
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{{!}} colspan="2" style="text-align:center"| [[File:DNE's Banner.png|thumb|]] | |||
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{{!}} colspan="2" style="text-align:center"|''DNE's Banner'' | |||
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{{!}} {{#if:{{{Leader|}}}|'''Leader''': | |||
{{!}} [[DeDerpyDerp_]] | |||
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{{!}} Around 5-10-2020 and 7-4-2020 | |||
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{{!}} {{#if:{{{Structure|}}}|'''Structure''': | |||
{{!}} Democratic Federation | |||
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{{!}} Dead | |||
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The Historically Accounting of DNE, by [[DeDerpyDerp_]]; it's founder both times. Please note none of DNE's History was well documented, or in most cases documented at all. | |||
==History== | |||
===The First Time:=== | |||
DNE was originally founded by [[DeDerpyDerp_]]; was for him, [[Irongolem5]] and [[Silver_wild]]. All three knew each other IRL. The original """base""", near [[Warp East]], was a simple cobblestone castle.<br />''''Pre-[[Port Potato]]'''' | DNE was originally founded by [[DeDerpyDerp_]]; was for him, [[Irongolem5]] and [[Silver_wild]]. All three knew each other IRL. The original """base""", near [[Warp East]], was a simple cobblestone castle.<br />''''Pre-[[Port Potato]]'''' | ||
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====Everyone's favorite, [[Port Potato]]==== | |||
[[DeDerpyDerp_]], now in [[AQUA]], started to create a new base, a port. He sailed south, and further south, passed an abandoned ship (The now [[DNS Surprise]]), and found the "perfect" spot. He then started work in secret, and bought Firstmate for 10.00 to be able to sail a [[frigate]]. What luck, he went back after the first dock was made, and the soon-to-be-[[DNS Surprise]] was still there, and better yet: she was a frigate. After her capture and slight upgunning, she became the first (and for the time, only) flagship of [[Port Potato]]. | [[DeDerpyDerp_]], now in [[AQUA]], started to create a new base, a port. He sailed south, and further south, passed an abandoned ship (The now [[DNS Surprise]]), and found the "perfect" spot. He then started work in secret, and bought Firstmate for 10.00 to be able to sail a [[frigate]]. What luck, he went back after the first dock was made, and the soon-to-be-[[DNS Surprise]] was still there, and better yet: she was a frigate. After her capture and slight upgunning, she became the first (and for the time, only) flagship of [[Port Potato]]. | ||
As the port grew and grew from a beached dhow (sadly lost to time) to an armed frigate ([[DNS Surprise]]), to now a trading ship, [[DNS Potato]]; with even a farming plot; suddenly: | As the port grew and grew from a beached dhow (sadly lost to time) to an armed frigate ([[DNS Surprise]]), to now a trading ship, [[DNS Potato]]; with even a farming plot; suddenly: | ||
====[[The First Battle of Port Potato]]==== | |||
July 3, 2020. [[DeDerpyDerp_]] didn't know it at the time, but [[AQUA]] was at war with the [[EA Federation]], and the opening battle would be at [[Port Potato]]. The attack was lead by his first customer, *name forgotten*, along with numerous troops. [[DeDerpyDerp_]] lost the siege immediately, then many other deaths trying to defend his port. The farms where sacked, and the Navy wasn't actually "crippled" per-say, however it never could leave port in the battle, and a unfinished ship for [[AQUA]] was half-destroyed. [[DeDerpyDerp_]] soon surrendered the Port to EA, on favorable terms. [[AQUA]] was alerted of the attack, and had players on, but'''no''' help was sent. | July 3, 2020. [[DeDerpyDerp_]] didn't know it at the time, but [[AQUA]] was at war with the [[EA Federation]], and the opening battle would be at [[Port Potato]]. The attack was lead by his first customer, *name forgotten*, along with numerous troops. [[DeDerpyDerp_]] lost the siege immediately, then many other deaths trying to defend his port. The farms where sacked, and the Navy wasn't actually "crippled" per-say, however it never could leave port in the battle, and a unfinished ship for [[AQUA]] was half-destroyed. [[DeDerpyDerp_]] soon surrendered the Port to EA, on favorable terms. [[AQUA]] was alerted of the attack, and had players on, but'''no''' help was sent. | ||
To qoute [[DeDerpyDerp_]] from the [[Port Potato]] wiki page on the event: | To qoute [[DeDerpyDerp_]] from the [[Port Potato]] wiki page on the event: | ||
''"This section is narrated by DeDerpyDerp__.'''Due to [[AQUA ]]Aggression, an allied force raided [[Port Potato]]. I immediately surrendered after realizing my allies weren't coming to help. [[Port Potato]] was allowed to surrender separately from [[AQUA]], and we didn't even face occupation. Soon, negotiations about a war lead [[Sonu06]], [[AQUA]]'s leader, to explain that [[AQUA]] was a raiding crew. This was the first I had been told of our declared status of raiding. I began trying to secede from [[AQUA]]. "The battle was the largest defeat Port Potato ever suffered, having losing her only ship in war time, a... "unique" designed Warship for AQUA. (Apparently the bow was unclaimed.) It was however, not the longest siege."After a peace was negotiated, [[DeDerpyDerp_]] talked with his attacker, ironically whom he soon recognized one as the first person he built a ship for. (Person sadly unknown, burnt records) After apologizing for the attack, they helped [[DeDerpyDerp_]] gain freedom.'" | |||
===The Second Time=== | |||
====Final Collapse==== |
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