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Ok 'atheists', what happens when you die? Nothing? BORING! | Ok 'atheists', what happens when you die? Nothing? BORING! | ||
''In a salesman voice'' | |||
But, thanks to our all-new patented 'Shockerboy Life', that nothingness turns into paradise! | But, thanks to our all-new patented 'Shockerboy Life', that nothingness turns into paradise! | ||
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Ok so here's the question: Why wasn't Leonado di Caprio in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies? | Ok so here's the question: Why wasn't Leonado di Caprio in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies? | ||
I think he would have been great! I mean it's not the first time he would have been on a ship - hell he was on the Titanic, or that yacht from Wolf | I think he would have been great! I mean it's not the first time he would have been on a ship - hell he was on the Titanic, or that yacht from Wolf of Wall Street (great film, go watch). He would have gotten that Oscar so much quicker! Swap Orlando Bloom for Leonado and you got yourself a 10/10 film experience - you'll just need to make sure he doesn't say any dumb one-liners, like that "I'm the king of the world" nonsense. But hey, we can keep dreaming. | ||
==Further further Reading== | ==Further further Reading== | ||
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The world spins ever faster, | ''The world spins ever faster,'' | ||
yet feels slower just for me | ''yet feels slower just for me'' | ||
Standing in the spotlight, | ''Standing in the spotlight,'' | ||
yet there is nothing left see | ''yet there is nothing left see'' | ||
An independent thinker, | ''An independent thinker,'' | ||
yet our lives are not our own | ''yet our lives are not our own'' | ||
7 Billion people, | ''7 Billion people, '' | ||
yet we stand alone | ''yet we stand alone'' | ||
We strive for perfection, | ''We strive for perfection,'' | ||
yet we fail to achieve | ''yet we fail to achieve'' | ||
Disproven facts, | ''Disproven facts,'' | ||
yet we continue to believe | ''yet we continue to believe'' | ||
We aim to make a difference, | ''We aim to make a difference,'' | ||
yet we have so little to give | ''yet we have so little to give'' | ||
Every second is a lifetime, | ''Every second is a lifetime,'' | ||
yet I have had no time to live | ''yet I have had no time to live'' | ||
I hoped you enjoyed it. | I hoped you enjoyed it. | ||