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Ok 'atheists', what happens when you die? Nothing? BORING! | Ok 'atheists', what happens when you die? Nothing? BORING! | ||
''In a salesman voice'' | |||
But, thanks to our all-new patented 'Shockerboy Life', that nothingness turns into paradise! | But, thanks to our all-new patented 'Shockerboy Life', that nothingness turns into paradise! | ||
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Ok so here's the question: Why wasn't Leonado di Caprio in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies? | Ok so here's the question: Why wasn't Leonado di Caprio in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies? | ||
I think he would have been great! I mean it's not the first time he would have been on a ship - hell he was on the Titanic, or that yacht from Wolf | I think he would have been great! I mean it's not the first time he would have been on a ship - hell he was on the Titanic, or that yacht from Wolf of Wall Street (great film, go watch). He would have gotten that Oscar so much quicker! Swap Orlando Bloom for Leonado and you got yourself a 10/10 film experience - you'll just need to make sure he doesn't say any dumb one-liners, like that "I'm the king of the world" nonsense. But hey, we can keep dreaming. | ||
==Further further Reading== | ==Further further Reading== | ||
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Well seeing as I am the writer, and you have no influence on what I write here, I'm going to share a little poem with you. | Well seeing as I am the writer, and you have no influence on what I write here, I'm going to share a little poem with you. | ||
An independent thinker, | ''The world spins ever faster,'' | ||
yet our lives are not our own | |||
7 Billion people, | ''yet feels slower just for me'' | ||
yet we stand alone | |||
''Standing in the spotlight,'' | |||
''yet there is nothing left see'' | |||
''An independent thinker,'' | |||
''yet our lives are not our own'' | |||
''7 Billion people, '' | |||
''yet we stand alone'' | |||
''We strive for perfection,'' | |||
''yet we fail to achieve'' | |||
''Disproven facts,'' | |||
''yet we continue to believe'' | |||
''We aim to make a difference,'' | |||
''yet we have so little to give'' | |||
''Every second is a lifetime,'' | |||
''yet I have had no time to live'' | |||
yet | |||
I hoped you enjoyed it. | I hoped you enjoyed it. | ||