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Eternal Empire of Hydra

Banner of Hydra
Leaders:	Dpex81 Trooper306 Spock1101
Founded:	November 2011
Government:	Oligarchy
Allies:	None
Enemies:	Like pretty much everyone
Active Members:	8
Active Sleeper Agents:	5-40+
Previously Crew Name:	Reich

Overview

The Eternal Empire of Hydra is a subversive organization and military power dedicated to global domination by means of force, surprise, espionage, sabotage, and assassination.

They also do kids' parties.

History

Lap Dance

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Lap Dance the Dhow? I thought not. It's not a story the Asylum would tell you. It's a Hydra legend. Lap Dance was a Lapras, so powerful and so cute she could use the Force to influence the Cysteens to create distractions... She had such a knowledge of the cute side that she could even keep the U-boats she cared about from being stolen. The cute side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. She became so adorable... the only thing she was afraid of was losing her double chest, which eventually, of course, she did. Unfortunately, she taught Cysteen everything of adorableness, then Cysteen took her in her sleep. It's ironic she could save others from theft, but not herself.

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+*[[Trooper306]]
+*[[Spock1101]]
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+{{!}}-
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+{{!}}[[Reich]]
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+=Overview=
+The Eternal Empire of Hydra is a subversive organization and military power dedicated to global domination by means of force, surprise, espionage, sabotage, and assassination.
+They also do kids' parties.
+=History=
+==Lap Dance==
+Did you ever hear the tragedy of Lap Dance the Dhow? I thought not. It's not a story the Asylum would tell you. It's a Hydra legend. Lap Dance was a Lapras, so powerful and so cute she could use the Force to influence the Cysteens to create distractions... She had such a knowledge of the cute side that she could even keep the U-boats she cared about from being stolen. The cute side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. She became so adorable... the only thing she was afraid of was losing her double chest, which eventually, of course, she did. Unfortunately, she taught Cysteen everything of adorableness, then Cysteen took her in her sleep. It's ironic she could save others from theft, but not herself.
+==The PorkIsAFruit Trade Initiative==
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