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The PirateCraft Environment Agency aka PEA, also known as "tree-huggers of piratecraft" are... | The PirateCraft Environment Agency aka PEA, also known as "tree-huggers of piratecraft" are a thing on Piratecraft created by someone at a time in a place. Its basically Greenpeace but on a bloody minecraft server ikr go figures. Here's me doing a backflip *does backflip*, did you see it? No? Oh well, guess everything on this page lacks realism. | ||
==Ideals== | ==Ideals== | ||
I will cut it short for you: Go to www.greenpeace.org.uk/what-we-do/ and all your info is there. Now imagine that on a Minecraft server, minus the 'saving animals' - I mean who needs animals amirite? | |||
I think they might be vegans too... no they are definitely vegans. They've got some sort of tree fetish going on about 'replanting the seed'. Sounds dirty, I'll try to keep it PG from now on. | |||
What else what else... | |||
Oh right! | |||
==Laws== | ==Laws== | ||
'''The 8.5 Commandments:''' | |||
* Thou shalt not commit tree killing | |||
* Thou shalt not commit tree not alive | |||
* Thou shalt not commit tree fire | |||
* Thou shalt not manhandle a tree | |||
* Thou shalt not do anything that might hurt a tree's feelings | |||
* Thou shalt not argue with the tree about 'what's for dinner' | |||
* Thou shalt not urinate on a tree | |||
* Thou shalt not disobey the tree | |||
* Thou shalt not... ''dammit Terry we ran out of ink again, I keep telling you to order more, idiot.'' | |||
Picture a generic religion, then scrap that idea and picture a satanic cult that worships trees...aaannd BOOM! You got this organisation... what's it called again? I forgot already. Oh good Terry is back with more ink, good job Terry, you're not getting fired tonight. | |||
==History== | ==History== | ||
Ok this is dumb. | |||
If you're about to set foot on an awe-inspiring adventure, across snowy mountains, through beautiful rivers, chopping down dub trees; are you really going to start off by telling your own history of whats going to happen? | |||
Did that confuse you? Because it should. You can't give the history of something that has not yet happened, unless you consider the thing that will happen a physical thing that will see everything in the past tense, and as such know only the one true meaning of knowledge through past experiences - history. | |||
But that's all too Philosophical for this wiki entry. I do need something to write though... let's see... | |||
'''History (for real now, no fake-sies!)''' | |||
This thing was founded at some point in October 2018 by Lego I think, and he has since not done much with it. I think they managed to stop the construction of a [[British Empire]] canal or something? No idea, don't know, don't care. | |||
If you are interested in joining, please give LEGQ a message in-game and get ready for some vegan-Greenpeace adventures! | |||
==Squidward fanfic== | |||
One evening, squidward was in his kitchen, cooking a bowl of wine with some clarinet, when he spotted patrick. Patrick always looked so good under his rock, its almost as if that rock was made for him. "No, I can't" whispered Squidward to himself, blushing, "I can't do it... not tonight". | |||
That night a thunderstorm rolled in, and a hotdog stand crashed into Squidward's house. "Oh no!" said squidward, as he fell asleep again. | |||
Cut to black, 10 weeks earlier. | |||
Squidward is in Mexico at a party when he realises that he is a squid and should die, so he stops going to the party and focuses on living. On his way back to the ocean, he bumps into a handsome man, carrying two lemons; patrick star. "Oh my" said squidward, blushing furiously. "He can carry lemons, that has never been done before!". Patrick looked over to squidward, winked, and got on his space hopper back to China. | |||
10 weeks later. | |||
One evening, squidward was in his kitch... wait we done this bit already? | |||
1 week later. | |||
It is 6:00pm in the evening, suddenly squidward sees patrick in the corner of his eye. "I'm gonna put the 'Pat' in 'Patrick' tonight" said squidward vigourously. Squidward floated over to Patrick, who was looking for his hot dog stand, and started patting Patrick in an aggressive manner. "Hey squidward, I will eat your face if you don't stop please no stop no yes please thanks good" said Patrick while being patrick. "hmm, maybe if I rip the packet open this way" said squidward, trying to open a packet of biscuits, whilst patting patrick. | |||
It is not 5:00pm that same day and they all traveled back in time. They are all in Las Vegas now for some reason. | |||
Sandy walks over "hey guys". Sandy dies. "finally" shouts squidward, who lunges toward patrick. Squidward stars softly cutting patrick in half and says "yaba-daba-doo I'm having a poo!", and then dies. Then patrick is eaten whole by Snoopy, while I rethink my life. | |||
Thank you for reading. | |||