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''Oh hello there! It seems you have clicked on the wrong wiki entry, please leave and have a good day.
''Oh hello there! It seems you have clicked on the wrong wiki entry, please leave and have a good day.''


Oh you're still here... er...
''Oh you're still here... er...
You have stumbled into the wrong part of the wiki - please turn around, and watch your step on the way out.
You have stumbled into the wrong part of the wiki - please turn around, and watch your step on the way out.''


Where is the way out? Well, where you came from! You see that beautiful 'back' arrow in the top left corner of the screen? Give that a click for me will you? Thanks
''Where is the way out? Well, where you came from! You see that beautiful 'back' arrow in the top left corner of the screen? Give that a click for me will you? Thanks''


Why are you still here? Go away! *In Obi Wan voice* Shockerboyism is not the page you are looking for.
''Why are you still here? Go away! *In Obi Wan voice* Shockerboyism is not the page you are looking for.''


You're not going to leave, are you? You're just going to test my nerves. Alright, I see how it is. But know that I am not happy with you. I don't get paid enough for this s***...''
''You're not going to leave, are you? You're just going to test my nerves. Alright, I see how it is. But know that I am not happy with you. I don't get paid enough for this s***...''


===An Introduction to Shockerboyism===
==An Introduction to Shockerboyism==


Shockerboyism is the cult-like religion founded by [[Peppykiss395]] in honor of the one, true great leader; [[Shockerboy686]]!
Shockerboyism is the cult-like religion founded by [[Peppykiss395]] in honor of the one, true great leader; [[Shockerboy686]]!
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''Ok I can't... I can't, no more *wheeze*, I can't keep this up haha. I'm not continuing until I'm paid, until then... *wheeze* you can er.. enjoy the "shockerboying"... *bursts out into laughter*.''
''Ok I can't... I can't, no more *wheeze*, I can't keep this up haha. I'm not continuing until I'm paid, until then... *wheeze* you can er.. enjoy the "shockerboying"... *bursts out into laughter*.''


===The 6 Commandments===
==The 6 Commandments==


''Ok $20..$40..$80.. tha- oh, um. Well here's the rest of the wiki page, enjoy.''  
''Ok $20..$40..$80.. tha- oh, um. Well here's the rest of the wiki page, enjoy.''  
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These commandments should be followed at all times if you wish to go to Shockerboy Heaven, but more on that later.  
These commandments should be followed at all times if you wish to go to Shockerboy Heaven, but more on that later.  


===Views on Afterlife===
==Views on Afterlife==


Ok 'atheists', what happens when you die? Nothing? BORING!
Ok 'atheists', what happens when you die? Nothing? BORING!


*In a salesman voice*
''In a salesman voice''
 
But, thanks to our all-new patented 'Shockerboy Life', that nothingness turns into paradise!
But, thanks to our all-new patented 'Shockerboy Life', that nothingness turns into paradise!


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Now, who wouldn't want that? Aside from everyone I know bar a few people, I think we can say that this is MUCH better than being a boring atheist or believing in those other, dumb religions.
Now, who wouldn't want that? Aside from everyone I know bar a few people, I think we can say that this is MUCH better than being a boring atheist or believing in those other, dumb religions.


'''What you can expect'''
===What you can expect===


Paradise.
Paradise.


'''What you will experience'''
===What you will experience===


Hell.
Hell.


===Further Reading===
==Further Reading==


What did you expect to find in this section anyhow? You really thought there was more to read about this dumb religion thing? HA! No no no, you see the money they paid me only covers the basic wiki page. But seeing as you're down here already, I may as well treat you to some 'further reading' aye?
What did you expect to find in this section anyhow? You really thought there was more to read about this dumb religion thing? HA! No no no, you see the money they paid me only covers the basic wiki page. But seeing as you're down here already, I may as well treat you to some 'further reading' aye?
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Ok so here's the question: Why wasn't Leonado di Caprio in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies?
Ok so here's the question: Why wasn't Leonado di Caprio in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies?


I think he would have been great! I mean it's not the first time he would have been on a ship - hell he was on the Titanic, or that yacht from Wolf od Wall Street (great film, go watch). He would have gotten that Oscar so much quicker! Swap Orlando Bloom for Leonado and you got yourself a 10/10 film experience - you'll just need to make sure he doesn't say any dumb one-liners, like that "I'm the king of the world" nonsense. But hey, we can keep dreaming.
I think he would have been great! I mean it's not the first time he would have been on a ship - hell he was on the Titanic, or that yacht from Wolf of Wall Street (great film, go watch). He would have gotten that Oscar so much quicker! Swap Orlando Bloom for Leonado and you got yourself a 10/10 film experience - you'll just need to make sure he doesn't say any dumb one-liners, like that "I'm the king of the world" nonsense. But hey, we can keep dreaming.


===Further further Reading===
==Further further Reading==


Stuck around huh? Hmm...
Stuck around huh? Hmm...
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Well seeing as I am the writer, and you have no influence on what I write here, I'm going to share a little poem with you.
Well seeing as I am the writer, and you have no influence on what I write here, I'm going to share a little poem with you.


''The world spins ever faster,
yet feels slower just for me
Standing in the spotlight,
yet there is nothing left see


An independent thinker,
''The world spins ever faster,''
yet our lives are not our own
 
7 Billion people,  
''yet feels slower just for me''
yet we stand alone
 
''Standing in the spotlight,''
 
''yet there is nothing left see''
 
 
''An independent thinker,''
 
''yet our lives are not our own''
 
''7 Billion people, ''
 
''yet we stand alone''
 
 
''We strive for perfection,''
 
''yet we fail to achieve''
 
''Disproven facts,''
 
''yet we continue to believe''
 
 
''We aim to make a difference,''
 
''yet we have so little to give''
 
''Every second is a lifetime,''


We strive for perfection,
''yet I have had no time to live''
yet we fail to achieve
Disproven facts,
yet we continue to believe


We aim to make a difference,
yet we have so little to give
Every second is a lifetime,
yet I have had no time to live


''
I hoped you enjoyed it.
I hoped you enjoyed it.