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-[[File:Lord shrek.jpg|350px|thumb|right|alt text|Shrek God shows his onion]]
+[[File:Lord shrek.jpg|350px|thumb|right|alt text|An artist’s renditon of the great Ogrelord.]]
-Shrekism is the religion preached by the crew [[ShrekNation]] and its followers from other crews.
+Shrekism is the religion founded by [[JusaShrek1]] and preached by the crew [[ShrekNation]].
-They wait in patience for the return of the '''Great Green One''' who'll vanquish the Farquaads, Charmings and Stiltskins, with an almighty roar which will ring in the ears of those "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!".
+They wait in patience for the return of the '''Great Green One''' who'll vanquish the Farquaads, Charmings, and Stiltskins, with an almighty roar which will ring in the ears of all; "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!".
-Followers of the religion practice their daily 'layer counting' in which they will count their onions.
+Followers of the religion spread the glory of Shrek by forcing players to convert to Shrek, or suffer eternal suffering.
-=== Levels within the Church of Swamp ===
+=== Levels within the Church of the Swamp ===
-It has levels of commitment and status is defined in this simple table.
+The Church of the Swamp has levels of commitment, and status is defined in this simple table.
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