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Shrekism is the religion preached by the crew [[ | Shrekism is the religion preached by the crew [[ShrekNation]] and its followers from other crews. | ||
They wait in patience for the return of the '''Great Green One''' who'll vanquish the Farquaads, Charmings and Stiltskins, with an almighty roar which will ring in the ears of those "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!". | They wait in patience for the return of the '''Great Green One''' who'll vanquish the Farquaads, Charmings and Stiltskins, with an almighty roar which will ring in the ears of those "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!". | ||
Revision as of 20:45, 19 October 2018
Shrekism is the religion preached by the crew ShrekNation and its followers from other crews. They wait in patience for the return of the Great Green One who'll vanquish the Farquaads, Charmings and Stiltskins, with an almighty roar which will ring in the ears of those "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!".
Followers of the religion practice their daily 'layer counting' in which they will count their onions.
Levels within the Church of Swamp
It has levels of commitment and status is defined in this simple table.
| Status | Commitment |
|---|---|
| Shrek | Will have "Shrek" in their name |
| Layer Priest | Will actively recruit followers |
| kalonji or Onion Seed | Simple follower |