Shrekism: Difference between revisions

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Shrek God shows his onion

Shrekism is the religion preached by the crew Shrek and its followers from other crews. They wait in patience for the return of the Great Green One who'll vanquish the Farquaads, Charmings and Stiltskins, with an almighty roar which will ring in the ears of those "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!".

Followers of the religion practice their daily 'layer counting' in which they will count their onions.

Levels within the Church of Swamp

It has levels of commitment and status is defined in this simple table.

Status	Commitment
Shrek	Will have "Shrek" in their name
Layer Priest	Will actively recruit followers
kalonji or Onion Seed	Simple follower

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-An evil religion that was made to hold the evil deeds of such members as the [[ShrekNation]]. They will kill anyone or anything that gets in there way or does not. It is my wish personally to put an end to such behavior.
+[[File:Lord shrek.jpg|200px|thumb|left|alt text|Shrek God shows his onion]]
+Shrekism is the religion preached by the crew [[Shrek]] and its followers from other crews.
+They wait in patience for the return of the '''Great Green One''' who'll vanquish the Farquaads, Charmings and Stiltskins, with an almighty roar which will ring in the ears of those "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!".
+Followers of the religion practice their daily 'layer counting' in which they will count their onions.
+=== Levels within the Church of Swamp ===
+It has levels of commitment and status is defined in this simple table.
+{| class="wikitable"
+|-
+! Status !! Commitment
+|-
+| Shrek || Will have "Shrek" in their name
+|-
+| Layer Priest || Will actively recruit followers
+|-
+| ''kalonji'' or Onion Seed || Simple follower
+|}