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'''History (for real now, no fake-sies!)''' | '''History (for real now, no fake-sies!)''' | ||
This thing was founded at some point in October 2018 by [[ | This thing was founded at some point in October 2018 by [[Lego]] I think, and he has since not done much with it. I think they managed to stop the construction of [[Britannicraiser]]'s canal or something? No idea, don't know, don't care. | ||
If you are interested in joining, please give | If you are interested in joining, please give LEGO a message in-game and get ready for some vegan-Greenpeace adventures! | ||
==Squidward fanfic== | ==Squidward fanfic== | ||
One evening, | One evening, squidward was in his kitchen, cooking a bowl of wine with some clarinet, when he spotted patrick. Patrick always looked so good under his rock, its almost as if that rock was made for him. "No, I can't" whispered Squidward to himself, blushing, "I can't do it... not tonight". | ||
That night a thunderstorm rolled in, and a hotdog stand crashed into Squidward's house. "Oh no!" said | That night a thunderstorm rolled in, and a hotdog stand crashed into Squidward's house. "Oh no!" said squidward, as he fell asleep again. | ||
Cut to black, 10 weeks earlier. | Cut to black, 10 weeks earlier. | ||
Squidward is in | Squidward is in Mexico at a party when he realises that he is a squid and should die, so he stops going to the party and focuses on living. On his way back to the ocean, he bumps into a handsome man, carrying two lemons; patrick star. "Oh my" said squidward, blushing furiously. "He can carry lemons, that has never been done before!". Patrick looked over to squidward, winked, and got on his space hopper back to China. | ||
10 weeks later. | 10 weeks later. | ||
One evening, | One evening, squidward was in his kitch... wait we done this bit already? | ||
1 week later. | 1 week later. | ||
It is 6:00pm in the | It is 6:00pm in the evening, suddenly squidward sees patrick in the corner of his eye. "I'm gonna put the 'Pat' in 'Patrick' tonight" said squidward vigourously. Squidward floated over to Patrick, who was looking for his hot dog stand, and started patting Patrick in an aggressive manner. "Hey squidward, I will eat your face if you don't stop please no stop no yes please thanks good" said Patrick while being patrick. "hmm, maybe if I rip the packet open this way" said squidward, trying to open a packet of biscuits, whilst patting patrick. | ||
It is now 5:00pm that same day and they all | It is now 5:00pm that same day and they all traveled back in time. They are all in Las Vegas now for some reason. | ||
Sandy walks over "hey guys". Sandy | Sandy walks over "hey guys". Sandy dies. "finally" shouts squidward, who lunges toward patrick. Squidward stars softly cutting patrick in half and says "yaba-daba-doo I'm having a poo!", and then dies. Then patrick is eaten whole by Snoopy, while I rethink my life. | ||
Thank you for reading. | Thank you for reading. | ||