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Maximus Terragon: /* Further Reading */

2018-10-13T23:46:58Z

Maximus Terragon: /* Views on Afterlife */

2018-10-13T23:46:06Z

Views on Afterlife

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	''In a salesman voice''		''In a salesman voice''

	But, thanks to our all-new patented 'Shockerboy Life', that nothingness turns into paradise!		But, thanks to our all-new patented 'Shockerboy Life', that nothingness turns into paradise!

Maximus Terragon: /* Views on Afterlife */

2018-10-13T23:45:47Z

Views on Afterlife

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	Ok 'atheists', what happens when you die? Nothing? BORING!		Ok 'atheists', what happens when you die? Nothing? BORING!

	In a salesman voice		''In a salesman voice''
	But, thanks to our all-new patented 'Shockerboy Life', that nothingness turns into paradise!		But, thanks to our all-new patented 'Shockerboy Life', that nothingness turns into paradise!

Maximus Terragon: /* Further further Reading */

2018-10-13T23:42:27Z

Further further Reading

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	The world spins ever faster,		''The world spins ever faster,''

	yet feels slower just for me		''yet feels slower just for me''

	Standing in the spotlight,		''Standing in the spotlight,''

	yet there is nothing left see		''yet there is nothing left see''


	An independent thinker,		''An independent thinker,''

	yet our lives are not our own		''yet our lives are not our own''

	7 Billion people,		''7 Billion people, ''

	yet we stand alone		''yet we stand alone''


	We strive for perfection,		''We strive for perfection,''

	yet we fail to achieve		''yet we fail to achieve''

	Disproven facts,		''Disproven facts,''

	yet we continue to believe		''yet we continue to believe''


	We aim to make a difference,		''We aim to make a difference,''

	yet we have so little to give		''yet we have so little to give''

	Every second is a lifetime,		''Every second is a lifetime,''

	yet I have had no time to live		''yet I have had no time to live''


	I hoped you enjoyed it.		I hoped you enjoyed it.

Maximus Terragon: /* Further further Reading */

2018-10-13T23:41:17Z

Further further Reading

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-* The world spins ever faster,
+The world spins ever faster,
-* An independent thinker,
+yet feels slower just for me
-* We strive for perfection,
+Standing in the spotlight,
-* yet we fail to achieve
-* Disproven facts,
+yet there is nothing left see
-* yet we continue to believe
 I hoped you enjoyed it.

Maximus Terragon: /* Further further Reading */

2018-10-13T23:40:09Z

Further further Reading

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	Well seeing as I am the writer, and you have no influence on what I write here, I'm going to share a little poem with you.		Well seeing as I am the writer, and you have no influence on what I write here, I'm going to share a little poem with you.

	~~''The world spins ever faster,~~
	~~yet feels slower just for me~~
	~~Standing in the spotlight,~~
	~~yet there is nothing left see~~

	~~An independent thinker~~,		* The world spins ever faster,
	yet ~~our lives are not our own~~		* yet feels slower just for me
	~~7 Billion people~~,		* Standing in the spotlight,
	yet ~~we stand alone~~		* yet there is nothing left see

	~~We strive for perfection~~,		* An independent thinker,
	yet ~~we fail to achieve~~		* yet our lives are not our own
	~~Disproven facts~~,		* 7 Billion people,
	yet we ~~continue to believe~~		* yet we stand alone

	We aim to make a difference,		* We strive for perfection,
	yet we have so little to give		* yet we fail to achieve
	Every second is a lifetime,		* Disproven facts,
	yet I have had no time to live		* yet we continue to believe

			* We aim to make a difference,
			* yet we have so little to give
			* Every second is a lifetime,
			* yet I have had no time to live

	''		''
	I hoped you enjoyed it.		I hoped you enjoyed it.

Maximus Terragon: /* Further further Reading */

2018-10-13T23:38:47Z

Further further Reading

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	''The world spins ever faster,		''The world spins ever faster,

	yet feels slower just for me		yet feels slower just for me

	Standing in the spotlight,		Standing in the spotlight,

	yet there is nothing left see		yet there is nothing left see

Maximus Terragon: /* Further further Reading */

2018-10-13T23:38:13Z

Further further Reading

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	''The world spins ever faster,		''The world spins ever faster,

	yet feels slower just for me		yet feels slower just for me

	Standing in the spotlight,		Standing in the spotlight,

	yet there is nothing left see		yet there is nothing left see

Maximus Terragon at 23:37, 13 October 2018

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	Now, who wouldn't want that? Aside from everyone I know bar a few people, I think we can say that this is MUCH better than being a boring atheist or believing in those other, dumb religions.		Now, who wouldn't want that? Aside from everyone I know bar a few people, I think we can say that this is MUCH better than being a boring atheist or believing in those other, dumb religions.

	~~'''~~What you can expect~~'''~~		===What you can expect===

	Paradise.		Paradise.

	~~'''~~What you will experience~~'''~~		===What you will experience===

	Hell.		Hell.
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	I think he would have been great! I mean it's not the first time he would have been on a ship - hell he was on the Titanic, or that yacht from Wolf od Wall Street (great film, go watch). He would have gotten that Oscar so much quicker! Swap Orlando Bloom for Leonado and you got yourself a 10/10 film experience - you'll just need to make sure he doesn't say any dumb one-liners, like that "I'm the king of the world" nonsense. But hey, we can keep dreaming.		I think he would have been great! I mean it's not the first time he would have been on a ship - hell he was on the Titanic, or that yacht from Wolf od Wall Street (great film, go watch). He would have gotten that Oscar so much quicker! Swap Orlando Bloom for Leonado and you got yourself a 10/10 film experience - you'll just need to make sure he doesn't say any dumb one-liners, like that "I'm the king of the world" nonsense. But hey, we can keep dreaming.

	===Further further Reading===		==Further further Reading==

	Stuck around huh? Hmm...		Stuck around huh? Hmm...

Maximus Terragon at 23:37, 13 October 2018

2018-10-13T23:37:11Z

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	''You're not going to leave, are you? You're just going to test my nerves. Alright, I see how it is. But know that I am not happy with you. I don't get paid enough for this s***...''		''You're not going to leave, are you? You're just going to test my nerves. Alright, I see how it is. But know that I am not happy with you. I don't get paid enough for this s***...''

	===An Introduction to Shockerboyism===		==An Introduction to Shockerboyism==

	Shockerboyism is the cult-like religion founded by [[Peppykiss395]] in honor of the one, true great leader; [[Shockerboy686]]!		Shockerboyism is the cult-like religion founded by [[Peppykiss395]] in honor of the one, true great leader; [[Shockerboy686]]!
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	''Ok I can't... I can't, no more wheeze, I can't keep this up haha. I'm not continuing until I'm paid, until then... wheeze you can er.. enjoy the "shockerboying"... bursts out into laughter.''		''Ok I can't... I can't, no more wheeze, I can't keep this up haha. I'm not continuing until I'm paid, until then... wheeze you can er.. enjoy the "shockerboying"... bursts out into laughter.''

	===The 6 Commandments===		==The 6 Commandments==

	''Ok $20..$40..$80.. tha- oh, um. Well here's the rest of the wiki page, enjoy.''		''Ok $20..$40..$80.. tha- oh, um. Well here's the rest of the wiki page, enjoy.''
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	These commandments should be followed at all times if you wish to go to Shockerboy Heaven, but more on that later.		These commandments should be followed at all times if you wish to go to Shockerboy Heaven, but more on that later.

	===Views on Afterlife===		==Views on Afterlife==

	Ok 'atheists', what happens when you die? Nothing? BORING!		Ok 'atheists', what happens when you die? Nothing? BORING!
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	Hell.		Hell.

	===Further Reading===		==Further Reading==

	What did you expect to find in this section anyhow? You really thought there was more to read about this dumb religion thing? HA! No no no, you see the money they paid me only covers the basic wiki page. But seeing as you're down here already, I may as well treat you to some 'further reading' aye?		What did you expect to find in this section anyhow? You really thought there was more to read about this dumb religion thing? HA! No no no, you see the money they paid me only covers the basic wiki page. But seeing as you're down here already, I may as well treat you to some 'further reading' aye?

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	Ok so here's the question: Why wasn't Leonado di Caprio in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies?		Ok so here's the question: Why wasn't Leonado di Caprio in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies?

	I think he would have been great! I mean it's not the first time he would have been on a ship - hell he was on the Titanic, or that yacht from Wolf od Wall Street (great film, go watch). He would have gotten that Oscar so much quicker! Swap Orlando Bloom for Leonado and you got yourself a 10/10 film experience - you'll just need to make sure he doesn't say any dumb one-liners, like that "I'm the king of the world" nonsense. But hey, we can keep dreaming.		I think he would have been great! I mean it's not the first time he would have been on a ship - hell he was on the Titanic, or that yacht from Wolf of Wall Street (great film, go watch). He would have gotten that Oscar so much quicker! Swap Orlando Bloom for Leonado and you got yourself a 10/10 film experience - you'll just need to make sure he doesn't say any dumb one-liners, like that "I'm the king of the world" nonsense. But hey, we can keep dreaming.

	==Further further Reading==		==Further further Reading==